| 124. "YAY! I'm going to be a weird English professor! But first I have to be a weird high school English teacher. . . at least i've got the weird part down!" "Yeah so you're already 60% there!" 125. "Is it just me, or did Shakesphere have a dirty mind?" 126. "Ealges may soar, but weasles never get sucked into jet engines"~ set to me by Red 127. "Here comes Leo on her marshmallow! Here comes Leo on her marshmallow! Here comes Leo on her marshmallow. . . .!" 128. "Here comes Fernando on his piggy. . .!" 129. "I wish we could replace Sauve's shyness.exe file with Fernando's helpfulness.bmp" "And as long as were doing that, let's give them both OnStar!" 130. "Teenagers don't need to drink! We're doing fine with out it!" says Fernando while Ross pouts because I pulled Garfield's nose off 131. "Hey! Get off my ladder!" "Sorry, I was just trying to get closer to your home" 132. "Mom, I blame you for me not being able to act sweet and innocent! You're the one that tought me how to cackle after all!" 133. "Wiggily-Tuft! I choose you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" 134. "Do you, Garfield, take this Wiggily-Tuft to be your bride?" ~Ross 135. "My little Timmy's all grown up. . ." says I as I turn in my script named Timmy 136. "Ross says I'm starting to act like you" "Yay! I'm a good influence!" 137. "Why do our conversations always end with someone dying?" ~Fernando 138. "We could use the nano-probes to make my nails turn to steel and grow long and that would make a much more precise instument for surgery" Also Fernando (see 136) 139. "How early do girls start shaving their legs? *Can't believe he just asked that*" 140. "They already call me a know it all, they might as well me right." ~Me on my dream to know everything 141. "You stole my gi!"-Julia "You weren't using it and I only used it once or twice!"-Joan "Yes I was and you stole my gi you cheap *Insert profanity here*!!!" -Julia (An actual conversation that occured between my aunts during Thanksgiving) 142. Step 479,901 in my plan for world domination: lead the lemmings to the jell-o 143. "Do you mock the wind?! I'll show you! *blows off his fadora*" Never mock the wind 144. "Do your two halves come appart often?"~ Fernando 145. ". . .I could also compair Fernando to Tuxido Mask, but I'd prefer not to compaire him to a jiggalo" 146. "Are we going outside? I know it says so on the board, but are we really?"~Troy (That is, by the way, the stupidest question that Fernando has ever been asked) 147. "Don't worry, like my grandma said: you've got nice legs" 148. "What is the meaning of life?" "It is number 42 in a beach ball" "Who owns this beack ball?" "Th beach ball owns itself" |
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| 149. I've been shoping like a cat lately. I'm geting easily- oh look! Candy! Let's go there! 150. Are you saying that Chad is too stupid to die? 151. Here's my perspective picture that I call "Dead Mimes Lying By the Road." There's a girl mime, a guy mime, Baron von Mime and Sailor Mime. 152. When I'm drum major, my first act will be to have "Madam Overloard" stiched on my band jacket 153. Oh look! A singing hampster! My mom will love it! 154. "Justin keeps wanting to play strip beer but I always say no" "It could be fun if you get to pick the thing they have to take off. Start with a shoe lace" "Or an ear ring back" 155. "Oh no, the French are attacking us again." "I thought we had a truse?" "Just because you keep saying it, doesn't make it so." 156. *reads a card that says "I poke badgers with spoons"* "I don't know which is worse: the fact that they make this card, or the fact that I can't live with out it." 157. "Oh my God, I can't believe he's scratching it. . ." 158. "I'm going to die trying, or try dying, or. . . or. . . do some tie dying!" |
| 159. *Battousai pokes me repeatedly with an animal cracker in a. . . sigestive way* "Ahhh! Tenchi! Battousai is violating me with an animal cracker! Make him stop!" 160. It's the "It's Not Stupid, It's The Advanced Sara Quiz" yay! |