Weasels5

Who's Gonna Be Your Miscreant Date?

161.   "You'll hear the word 'Atomic' used periodically. . ." -Mrs. Miller, it's probibly not nearly as funny as I thought it was that day in class when I had no sleep the night before.
162.   "If only this were relevent to anything I was doing. . ."
163.   "You think you're swamped?! I don't have any time for recreational reading! That should tell you something right there!"
164.   "Hey, just because I can't get this stupid Miscreant Box to work doesn't make me a Muggle!" "Yes it does." "Well at least *I* can pass my potions classes; you're the one that forgot to add the soup to the stew!" "Well at least

*I* can get the Miscreant Box to work" "No you can't! It's a Miscreant Box! It's not supposed to work!"
165.   "Well I finally got the Miscreant Box to work." "Really? How?" "With a Nail of Complaisance"
166.   "Ok, here's your present. Some of the things I stole, some of the things I bought, and some of the things I recycled" "Spaz Serum?" "Yeah, that's from Professor Sape; he sends his love, by the way." "Awwww. . ."
167.   *Looks at her web page, listens to the midi file and pictures Vegita, Sanosuke, and Professor Sape getting thier groove on* ROFLMAO!!!!!
168.   Snape: "I'd just like to say that I do not get my 'groove' on. In fact I- wait, somethings happening. . . Feet twitching. . . Head bobbing. . . Pelvis thrusting. . . No! Can't fight that crazy bee bop beat!"
169.   "His eyes say no, but that sexy curl to his lips say. . . . who who cares what they say! Com'ere you!"
170    True love needs no paraphenalia.
171.   "I wonder, did Snape grow up on a farm or was he a city boy?" "Either way, I think he spent most of his time in a cellar or attic." "By force or by choice?" "By force in the beginning but after he realised that scares small children he became pensive and moody he went up there by choice." "I'm guessing that would be about the same time he hit puberty."
172.   *looks at an Entity Relation Diagram and is quite perplexed* "Ummm, Mrs. Miller, I think this ERD has an Oedepus Complex!" According to the ERD, a man has to marry his mother.
173.   "Wait! Don't push that button!" "Awww, now I have to. . ."
174.   A poetic thought: Emotion isn't gramatically correct.
175.   *Snape on his 75th bag of Skittles* "I keep eating these damn things, but I don't taste any rainbow!"
176.   Something never seen on Ranma 1/2 but should be seen: Kodachi(singing): I love to laugh! *laughs like a maniac*
177.   "He's got that attitude that says 'I could rip your heart out" "So does Aoshi and he can have it"
178.   "Maybe if he eats one of each color, he'll taste it" said Baka-Chan about Snape's problem with the "small, multicolored candies"
179.   (see #176) *the next day* "Hahahahaha. . .heeheehahahee. . . ohhhhh. . . What was I laughing about again?"
180.   Kodachi: God, I have a headache from all those drugs. Kuno: That's what you get for mixing them all together, silly deviant.
181.   "But why would a conversation falling on a dorm room sound like molasses?"
182.   "Have you ever pondered the theological exsistance of the floor?"
183.   Pastrami is not one of the Devil, but turkey jell-o sure is.
184. If you've been bitten on the ass, it was probably by your own mouth.
185. I'm not desensatized to f***ing swearing! What the hell kind of f***ing sh*t are you talking about, you f***ing q***** ho! And don't look at me like that just because I used the f***ing Q word.
186. "Chris! Look at my butt!" "No! Noooo!" "Come on, Chris! Just look!" *Chris sneaks a peek, sees my GIR patch and laughs* "See, I wouldn't ask you to look at my butt if I didn't have a good reason"
187. Coming soon! Finale for Windows: Satan and the Amish let Bill Gates in on the fun!
188. Gina's was good; Jessica's was good; Leo's was brilliant
189. Ah, French is such a beautiful language, especially to cuss in... It's like whiping your ass with silk~ Le Matrix
190. Snape, The Hogwarts Potion Fiend: If he can't brew it, it's a rock.
191. "... After all, a hermit crab can never be truely happy in a tube sock"
192. Remember: clawing your eyes out will not make the halucinations go away.
193. I'm so happy, I could have a kitten! I wish I really could give birth to a kitten, that would be wicked cool...
194. Boden, Boden, Boden, rawhide!
195. Wait- you'd ho yourself out for a laptop? I raised you right, after all... *beams with pride*
196. Duel Whip: the creamy dueling treat
197. www.ujournal.org/users/lipugosu/2003/09/22/ it's just good
198. I'm 292%!
199. "Hm. I think you have something there." "I always have something, or am on something... whatever"
200. "Now whenever I see him he looks at me like I'm the neighbor who brought the jell-o mold with the tuna chunks in it" I'm surprisingly articulate when I'm pissed...
201. "Baka no Deviant... Making me lose sleep... She will pay... in manwhores..."
202. It's ok to drink 6 oz. of espresso; it's ok to drink a Red Bull; but please, for the love of God, don't drink them within fifteen minutes of each other"
203. Now, if you can't at least tell me what number in the Dewy Decimal system the biographies are then just walk away. Just walk ::away::.
204. "I think I've given all the guys in my gumi PMS... Seriously, they're all acting like they need to be strapped down and have chocolate and midol shoved down their throat."

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