Weasels

Yes, take it as you will. This page is called "A Box of Weasels" and I'm going to put in all the running gags we have going on at camp; one of which is anything involving a box of weasels. There are also sentences that, when taken out or in of context, sound very odd.
   So here we go. . .
1.   It's more fun than a box of weasels! (the classic)
2.   It's more fun than a box of weasels. . . AND a sock!
3.   Oh my god! They killed Leo! You idiot!
4.   My weasel is looking at you
5.   My weasel's head is hanging
6.   Shake that weasel booty!
7.   It Looks Like Apple Sauce: the novel
8.   Fun With Peanut Butter: my autobiography
9.   Fun With Weasels: the sequil
10. Don't say "it taste like chicken" if you want some one to eat something because not everyone likes chicken. Insted, say "it taste like pudding."
11.   It's more fun than a box of marmots!
12.   Wasted away in Capuchinovill, looking for my lost coffee pot. Some people say that it's a latte. . . but it's not. It's Cappuchinovill
13.   When in doubt, blame math
14.   His report card said "works well with scissors." Her report cards said "plays well with others." Mine said "plays well with scissors." (Thanks to Cricket for telling me that joke)
15.   Let's take a little visit to the caffiene fairy!
16.   Meet Rico, my muscular boy toy in a leopard-print thong
17.   Meet Fernando, Rico's big brother in leather pants
18.   Brian: ...I like to stare   Leona: yeah, especially while I'm trying to eat my burito
19.   Some forgotten four-letter words: "Gore" "Bush" "Dole" "Newt" (Also by Cricket)
20.   "Well if she likes weasels so much we should call her Weasel." "But she's already called Cricket." "So we'll call her Wicket!"
21.   If Cricket and I did the fusion dance, would we be Cricko or Licket?
22.   *sings to the tune of pomp and cercumsance* My weasel does yoga; it's better than yours! It can wear a toga and break dance on the floors. My weasel is black it has purple feet. It can clean a latrine and keep it nice and neat. My weasel likes hiking, it can go to lone tree. And on the way back, it will drive a RV! My weasel likes red, it likes purple too. And since I haven't said, my weasel is better than you!
23.   It's ALLO! Not hello but, ALLO!!!
24.   I see some one didn't have their coffee today
25.   No, Leo, we arn't going to request a box of weasels! (what Cricket said to me while filling out the form on what we need at camp)
26.   "Don't blame me, I voted for Nader" "No you didn't" "Ok maybe not but I wanted to!"
27.   How many trees can a girl cut down before she's cut them all? And how many times must she beg for money before she can go to the mall? And how many lattes can that same girl have before she hits the wall? The answer, my friend, is burning in the fire. The answer is burning in the fire.
28.   It's blowin' in the wind
29.   "How did you get that sign up there?" "A giraffe helped me." "What was a giraffe doing here?" "He was an exchancge student." "What did you exchange for him?" "Ummm. . . A box of weasels." "That doesn't seem like a fair trade!" "Well it was a large box!"
30.   What can you do with a drunken weasel err-lie in the morning?
31.   What can you do with a drunken Rico? Anything you want!!!
32.   Give me Rico's little brother Sauvay or give me chocolate
33.   Oh I was born one night one morn when the wistle when toot toot. You can bye a cake or fry a snake when the mud pies are in bloom. Does six plus six make nine? Does frost grow on a vine? Is old black Joe and eskimo in the good old summer time? If easter eggs don't wash their legs their children will have ducks. I'd rather buy a lemon pie for 47 buck. I can not tell a lie, I hocked an apple pie. It's in a tree, beneth the sea, above the deep blue sky. Oh loopdy loop in the noodle soup just to give you sox a shine. I'm guilty judge, I stole the fudge. Three cheers for old lang sine. Way down in Barsolonia, I jumped into the foamia. And this is all belionia. Peteruski bow your horn, toot toot!
34.   "It's a box of weasels. . . and a snake? Why a snake?" "Well those weasels are kinda roudy and the snake is there to keep them in line"
35.   "It's raining too hard! This is all Leos fault!" "It's not my funlt! I blame math!" "Well you can blame math but I blame the mail box."
36.   No one suspects the butterfly. . . Mwahahaha!
37.   "Nick put that figure down!" "No I just want to look at it!" "Fine, but you break my baby, I break your collar bone."
38.   Four words: Death By Cheese Grater
39.   "I watched a dacumentary on amizons last night; you're one of them"
40.   My philosophy can't fit on a bumpersticker
41.   "Use your lightsaber!" "What, and break it!? George Lucas makes me pay for it!"
42.   "Is there anything fluffier than a cloud?" "If there is, I don't want to know about it."
43.   "Snowmen have peepers. . . Peepers to watch. . . Watch for our moment of weakness then BAM! A knock on the head and you're down!" "Th-th-then what?" "Oh. . . wouldn't you like to know?"
44.   *looks at a container that says: "real" cream cheese* "It bothers me when they put the word real in quotations"
45.    *after a few sentences about how Cricket and I can float "without" our water noodles. . .* "Hey, just because I can float doesn't mean I'm a witch" "It did in puritin standerds; they would tie the suspected witch to a chair, toss her into the water and if she floated she was found gulty. If she sank, she died an honest death" "Wait, don't chairs usually float?" "You'd think wouldn't you? But those were puritain chairs and every god-fearing chair knows it's supposed to sink"