| Fun with weasels I told you it was the sequil but you didn't believe me (There are screen tips on every picture so be sure to read them) |
| 46. When asked A/S/L always respond 8-days-older-than-dirt/ Wouldn't-I-like-to-know/Confusion 47. Kids listen to me far to much, I mean, I got them to do the Macaranea in the middle of the woods until they were sick 48. *After realising that they don't sell Jones Soda Products in Florida * No Fufu berry? What is up with this state?! HAVE YOU ALL LOST YOUR MIND?!?!?!?!? 49. *After my band teacher explained to us that one of the interns kept parking in her spot, causing her to park on the lawn* Band teacher: "I told the principal about what's going on and said that she needs to go somewhere" Student: "I think you should tell her to go somewhere" Teacher: *silence but a slight smirk graces her lips* "oh no, I can't do that" *still smirking* 50. A brief moment from the Buff Game: "Hey! Hey you in the shirt! Hey! I'm talking to you! Yeah you in the shirt!" *you would not believe how funny this can be when shouted out into a group of people who all just happen to be wearing shirts* 51. *yet another joke I got from Cricket but this one was too funny* Fact: In "The Wizard of Oz" Act II, scean 9 is called "Stripping the Winkies." And I thought it was a childrens movie. . . 52. What Nick SHOULD have said after Chad asked "I am a person who causes trouble and does not respect you; what do you do about me?" : "Give new meaning to the term 'hanging chad' " 53. Two gun-slinging sister hos *what my sister, Faith, titled this old- fashioned picture we had taken* 54. It's lama whipping good! 55. It's all fun and games untill a rampaging robot destroys half your city 56. You might find it hard to believe but hedge hogs are plotting to take Over the Earth 57. I know I sound crazy but when you're attacked my a hedgehog in your sleep with a plastic kinfe then you won't think i'm so crazy! *For Steve who thinks that Ross' hedge hog, Twiggy, istrying to kill him* 58. "Ok we can settle this quite easily, you let me have Trunks and I'll never ever ever EVER flirt with your boyfriend. Is it a deal?" 59. "Have you ever noticed how in the Laberinth David Bowie's pants keep getting smaller and smaller?" "No, I never really noticed it" "Well next time you watch it, look for David Bowie and his Incredable Shrinking Pants!" 60. It's fun to sing Bohemian Rapsordy 61. It's even more fun to sing it in the car. 62. It's even MORE fun to sing it in the car with your mom! 63. It bothers me when I see a sign that says "Meatball sandwiches" then below it says "Cook wanted" 64. It's more fun than a box of Vegetas!!! 65. "Hey who is that on that baloon? Is that Trunks?" *Looks at the baloon* "No mom, that's Harry Potter" 66. Tuxiod Mask is a jiggilo and you all know it 67. She's following me. . . Galaxy, get her off! 68. You protegee? Well that explains a lot! (What Cricket said after she met LIT: Leona in Training. When she becomes a PA her name will be Mini ^_^) 69. "There's only one thing my parents understand!" "Hot pepper suppositories?" 70. Diet Rite: Pagan weight loss program 71. Speaking of fungus, did I tell you about that guy I met? 72. The collar bone's connected to the some thing. The something's connected to the other thing. The other thing's connected to the red thing. The red thing's connected to my wrist watch. . . Uh oh. . . 73. "What would you do if you decided you wanted to look like Britney Spears?" "Cut my jugular vein, wait, no I'll cut my corotted insted. It's quicker" 74. Gee, it felt like more when it was in my nose. . . *No that's not what I mean! Gutter minds. . . I'm talking about all the snot that has been occupying my nose for the last couple of weeks* 75. Aoshi wears a Gi, so if his butt bow was thinner would we call it his Gi string? 76. If a rabbit was in drag, how would you know? 77. "Why are my visions so bitter with suffering? And why do I no longer care?" 78. "Why are my fears so bitter with agony? And why do i no longer care?" 79. "It was then, staring into the seduction, that my vison became flawed" 80. "It was then, staring into the agony that my exquisite mind was truly born" 81. "Why do we love the dark places and the solitude? My dear, you need only look into your own tortured desires to find out" *77 through 81 are curdesy of the Random Goth Quote Generator; I love that thing!!! ^_^ Go to http://www.bunching.com/toys/toy-gothgenerator.html/* 82. "I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it and I don't know why I'll do it again" ~Bart Simpson 83. "Tagedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall down a man hole and die" ~Mel Brooks 84. "The difference between genius and stupidity is the genius has it's limits" ~Eistein 85. "Hoshi uranai mo ate ni naranai wa!" *translation: my horscope was wrong! My fave line frm the theme to Rurouni Kenshin. As if things couldn't get worse, your horoscope was wrong... sheesh! * 86. "You can call them but they won't come. When you wouldn' let me in, those outside were treated to a short nap" ~Kenshin 87. " 'Kill them' are not nice words" ~Kenshin 88. Well I stared out with chocolate ice cream, then I added chocolate syrup and then I added an Aoshi and things started to get interesting. . . 89. One day at Girl Scout Camp, the PA's and I ordered a pizza and, when the pizza guy came, we shaved hi compleatly and let him run free in the woods while we chased him with bows and arrows! 90. Yeah, about as cool as 10,000 penguins. . . 91. Nothing's more cool than 10,000 Aoshi's!!! 92. Oh sure, I could use my DNA to make a really hot guy and then raise him right, but then I wouldn't be able to date him! 93. "I found this blanket, where does it go?" "On the table" "I found some extra food, where does it go?" "On the table" "I found this rotting and decaying corps, where does it go?" "On the table" |
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| And so we come to the end of our tale: On to Chapter Two? Or stop the insanity!!!!!! |