LOT 1 21/4/2003

Quote Of The Week: Nick Eddy to Powney - "It's people like you that make me hate people"

Doddy: For falling off hey bales while being pissed and injuring his shoulder Raising his elbow in practise match and getting sent off in his first game for Leongatha
Vaggy: Time wasting by booting the football through the goals as far as he can when the team was less than a goal down late in the last quarter.
Noodles: Dying his hair black so that he doesn't look bald
Powney: For trying to be and being obsessed with Sticks Kernanhan and having chicks hair
Maxi: For trying to be and being obsessed with Gazza Ablett
Stu: Running style - Treadmill
Ben Geitz: For getting a black eye
Eddy: Telling the umpire that he has been doing a shit job all day then being sent off
Scanlon: Wearing a netball skirt instead of playing footy for 3 weeks
Team effort apart from Powney and Eddy: Not taking the new professionalism approach with the new compulsory attire
Joel: Playing a better game in the 2's than in the 3rds
Summers: For his outrageous obsession with gambling on the horses
Ash Hickey: For giving a little girl the bird while exiting the Maffra ground for the heck of it then honking at another girl down the main street. (gold coin)
Tootell: For having no previous training or fitness then rocking up to each Saturday and expecting to play because of the limited numbers in the u18's
Fleming: Having a back injury that makes him out for the season
Aden: Lacking fitness, but then pulling off a rare piece of brilliance during the second quarter to baulk around an opponent and gain himself 30 game ranking points.

LOT 2 13/5/2003

Quote Of The Week: While attending the Hawks v Kangaroos match on Friday Night, Eddy and Powney heard one of the more funny quotes. A bad umpiring decision caused an enraged Hawk fan to cut sick. �OH F#$!ING BULL#$%* UMPIRE!� he yelled at the white maggot. The shocked middle-aged woman sitting the row in front of him with her two kids turned in dismay yelling, �That�s not necessary!.� The man retaliated by saying �
� Oh C�mon Luv, we ARE at the footy!�

Doddy � cursing at Powney in front of W.G.L.F.L officials (gold donation)
- Urinating on fellow team mates while showering (gold donation)
- Destroying a drink bottle
Powney - Going to the disco with Summers in his business shirt and then finding a year 10 chick to pick up that actually found him attractive
- Not being allowed not to train
Summers � trying to persuade Eddy to go to the disco in his pyjamas if he did
- For getting the chicks mobile number that Powney picked up at the disco off Vaggy to give to Powney, then telling Powney the number. Later on Powney gives her a ring only to find it�s Summers on the other end, impersonating a female voice.
Langaz - For being outside the disco, with roughy and joycee when it had finished
- *For performing the cunt�s act by getting head off Wightman�s chick at his party
Neddy - Saying he was going to the disco wearing pyjamas with Summers, but then standing up both him and Powney up
Wighty - For shaving his sideburns off, leaving a 1990 bowl type haircut (yuck wightman)
- *For tasting langstaff�s dick after langas did the dog act of �lunch cutting�
Hickey - For telling us u18 players to go back and not kick into the man on the mark, then while playing 2nds, one of his first kicks went straight into the man on the mark!
- Smoking straight after the 2nds, while complaining about his fitness
Rumpy - Continually claiming that his training pants are like puma tights but are nothing more then your normal tracky dacks
Joel, Langaz and Vaggy - For stealing road signs on the way back home from the Collingwood vs Sydney game
Clint Munn - Not advising Hickey that he wasn�t available for the Morwell game 2 weeks ago

*Forgotten Fines

LOT 3 4/7/2003

Quote Of The Week: Ash Hickey whilst taking the push ups - " Nice steady pace. Not too quick, Not too slow. The girls will love it" (NOTE DONATION)

Hickey - after buying two cups of tea at the Mirboo North Milk Bar on his way to Sale match (a ritual), he had to put one of them on the roof to open the door. Down the road they notice that tea is dripping down the windows!
- not being able to wait 5 minutes for a smoke, Hickey was seen smoking in the Wonthaggi showers! (Gold Coin)
Aden - for his never-before-seen form
Doddy Allen - for having disgusting nipples. they've been described as 'dinner plates'
- for drinking all day at the footy on saturday before his deb that night (Gold Coin)
- for kicking 0 goals 7 behinds in 40 minutes of school footy
Summers - "my beer was spiked", was the excuse used by summers as to why he was so blind
Powney - for his continual use of ugly, bright, dull, yuck shirts at training!
Joel - for sucking face all night at the deb party, coming up for air only on a couple of occasions. (Gold Coin)
Maxwell - for getting a headjob on top of the ab sailing tower whilst on the phone (Gold Coin)
- for breaking his nose, leaving him devastated mentally and physically!
Stuey - for getting a good clearance out of the centre against morwell, only to find that he'd kicked it the wrong way (luckily it was to our defenders)
- at Tom Quinn's 18th party on saturday night stuey boy was so blind that he thought while having one of many spews for the night he'd put the face washer he was using against his face to stop the spew from going everywhere. he later realised he had spew all over his face and clothes. (Gold Coin)
Geitzy - after kicking 4 goals earlier on in the game he decided (like every defender does) he would try and kick them from everywhere. He finished with 4 goals!
Wightman - after some pretty poor on field performances, tim decided it was time to drown his sorrows off field. Come 1 o' clock that sunday morning tim was thrown into a taxi and told to go home. it seems both on and off the field tim is s. t. ruggling!
- for getting a haircut that represents 1972, the year of the short, yuck mullet
Atchy - for playing better in the 3rds than in the 4ths
Nick - he attended a party recently. 3 o'clock came around and nick was running around like a fool complaining to everyone that he had lost his wallet. after deciding to stay at the party to find the wallet, he passed out about 5:15am in doddys bed. he awoke around 1:30pm to be advised that he had never taken his wallet to the party in the first place! (Gold Coin)
- for accidentally continuing to touch de bondts leg after the morwell game. when he got out of the car his limp was pretty dodgy. Nick and Wightman jokingly said that he was over reacting only to find out the next day that he had done his knee and broken his leg!
Noodles - for wearing a suit at the deb, only to top it off with skate shoes
- for taking a liking to his knew nick name " the tripod ". Have a shower with him and you'll know what i mean! (Gold Coin)
De Bondt - breaking his leg
Vaggy - trying to hangers when they aren't there. he does this by trying to fly and take the mark horizontally. it looks hilarious!
Mick Malloy - for being blind outside the front of memorial hall after the saturday night deb, when he should have been studying at home (Gold Coin)

A special Congratulations to Grant Fleming also for getting his "L" plates. it's only taken him over a year and 2 months to get them!

LOT 4

QUOTE OF THE WEEK - Mick Malloy gains the quote honours. Mick was talking about Tanjil Bren and drinking at training and said, "Someone kept spiking my drinks, that's why I couldn't finish them".

Doddy - Pissing out the bus window on the way to Tanjil Bren
- Trying to fight everyone
- Throwing the guy that lives in a bus shelter, Atchys towell whilst yelling "Here You Go faggot"
- Not caring about having 2 dicks drawn on his face and other numerous things when he was sleeping
Langstaff - For pissing out the bus window on the way to Tanjil Bren
- Forgetting the CD player
Malloy - For his new nickname Yatesy
- Claiming that he drank 19 UDLs when everyone else claims they were taking all his cans during the night (gold coin)
- Slapping the Moe ruckman
Neddy - For his continuess misbehaviour
Wisky - Making a return to football
Maxi - Preventing other people from making eye contact whilst talking because his nose is always in the way.
- Acting similar to an immature lil bitch with his continuess fighting with Geitzy
Geitzy - Acting similar to an immature lil bitch as well with his battles against Maxi
Powney - Having the same beanie as Nev
Summers - Losing form on the horses
- Having shares in a slow horse
Powney & Summers - Throwing cans continuessly onto the table tennis table during games to purposely give ken and maxwell the shits
Wighty - Being the first to spew at Tanjil Bren (gold coin)
Aden - Being on his death bed
- Leaving the game against Traralgon at 3 Qtr time due to work commitments (gold coin and a letter of apology adressed to the team which is to be published on the u18s website, only a paragraph or two is required)
Joel - Being the only Sober guy at Tanjil
Evan - The only time he talks is when he is under the influence (gold coin)
Noodles - For having an over estimated tripod (rumours around the grapevine were, noodles' tripod was bigger then Ben Hur)
Vaggy - Trying to twist, turn, dance out of the impossible whilst he has the football in his hands then getting dragged for it. Also, trying to be noticed by giving away too many free kicks.
Hickey - Buying alcohol for underage people