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How to become a "DOT COM" Millionaire!!!!

i can think of 4 ways to make money on the internet. They are:

Get paid by someone else to build sites for them. This is the simplest, but you can only make a limited amount of money that way before you grow old and die

Second - sell products over the internet. Try to think of something people want to buy and find a way to deliver it to them that no one else has thought of. This involves WAY too much hard work.

THird - make a really poplar site with information people want that any idiot can use and then sell advertising space on your site. This site is a bit like that. Except for the 'popular' bit and the bit about selling advertising space. This method also involves A LOT of hard work.

Fourth - register a snazzy company name, something like 'JingoJaZZ.COM' and then create some media attention and float it on the stock market. This is the 'traditional' way to become a dot com millionaire and always brings in BIG $$$$$$$s!!!!  

(STOP PRESS! The bottom has fallen out of the fourth method so better try one of the first three methods unless you know a really catchy name)

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