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This Is Me

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big boy! if It's down put it up.
2. Birthday, Valentines and Anniversaries are not quest to see
if I can greet you first a second after 12 midnight yet again.
3. Do not ask what am I thinking about unless you are prepared to debate such topic as navel lint,
the plunging economy, my saving balance getting low,
the car I want in the future, the family image and commitment.
4. Sundays is like full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
5. Shopping is one of my private time, don't come if you were not ask to.
6. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine.
Really! just don't wear red!
7. Getting mad suddenly is a blackmail.
8. I don't mark dates, birthday and anniversaries on a calendar.
Remind me frequently beforehand.
9. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable to almost every question.
10. A headache that last for a year is a problem. See a doctor.
11. Don't dress like soap opera guys,
you can't expect me to wear like Victoria's secret girls.
12. If something I said can be interpreted two ways,
and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, I meant the other one.
13. Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic.
14. Do not ask me to do something or tell me how you want it done.
if you already know best to do it, just do it yourself. Equality is not my spice.
15. Whenever possible, please don't talk to me while I'm seriously watching my favorite program.
16. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do I.
17. The relationship is never going to be like the first two month we were going out.
Get over it! And quit whining at me.
18. If it itches, it will be scratched. I do that.
19. I'm not a mind-reader and never will be.
My lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little I care about you.
20. If I ask what is wrong and you say "nothing" I will act like nothing's wrong.
I know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassles.
21. Work is an ego; work conversations often cause boredom, especially when we're on a different field.
Occasional stories are highly appreciated.
22. I'm not a text maniac, completing and typing the right words a requisite.
My cute brains requisition!

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