Plastic Bags and Eating Habits
December 31, 2002

Plastic Bags

I was thinking how it would be so much better if we all wore plastic bags on our heads. People wouldn't judge us based on our looks. However, there are two flaws with that idea. One, that people would judge the rest of our body, and so we would have to wear jumpsuit bags. Secondly, that people would just judge the type of bag we were wearing, anyway. Oh dang it. I'm not popular. I have a Bruno's bag as opposed to your Winn Dixie bag. Plastic? Paper? Bruno's? Winn Dixie? What the heck is the difference? They're all bags; they're all the same.

Eating Habits

I went to get some homemade fudge about half an hour ago, (That would be around 12:30) and I thought of that saying, "Anything you eat after 8:00 PM goes straight to your hips". I belive that's the saying. I thought about not eating that piece of fudge just because of that saying. But if you think about it, the whole day is continuous, a never ending cycle. By eating it at 12:30 you could say that it's just 19 hours and 30 minutes BEFORE 8:00 PM and not 4 hours and 30 minutes after. You could eat it at 8:01 PM and say it's 23 hours and 59 minutes before 8:00 PM. I'll digest that very well if I have that long to wait before I can't eat food. I think that no matter when you eat food, it does the same thing to you. Fudge isn't healthy for you, but if you eat it sparingly, it's all right. It's really quite tasty, and I enjoyed my treat. Be careful what you belive, and how far you're willing to go to for your hips.

Love,
Lemme