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4       Times called "Momma" or "Mamacita"
14     Times asked to flas or "show us your tits"
3       Times asked about being a kitten
2       Times told that my cowboy hat was
             "cute", when really I know those
             chicks just thought I was cute
3      Times I was asked about where I got my
            cowboy hat ---it's not from Schlitterban,
            drunk Yankee girls
1      Time drunk fatty girl randomly stated "she's
           got a cowboy hat on" and made drunk
           beach bum Leigh pissed
20+ Times yelling "Texas!" then "Fight!"
20+ Times yelling "Killer!" then "Bees!"
5      Days spent consuming intoxicating beverages
300+ Keystone Light beers consumed by the boys
              next door in the "Puke Room"
3      Possible times I kissed a guy in drunkeness
              (still doing great on my 40 days/nights!)
32    Days I have gone without coitus
1      Times drunk girl masterbated in public on the
              couch and proceeded to hurl chucks
10 + Times I saw people beer bonging
0      Times I actually beer bonged
3/4   Amount of the bottle of Everclear I personally
              consumed
1      Handle of Parrot Bay consumed by Leigh
1      Time my Dad questioned me about the missing
               handle of Parrot Bay
4      Times we talked about Churchill's Visual
               Squad a.k.a. Retard Squad
5      Packs of Parlament Lights I smoked
2      Moonlight walks which weren't romantic
              'cause of the Aggie pissin in the Ocean
2     Times I listened to the Beauty and the Beast
             Theme Song and cried.
4     Times in Galveston I took a cigerette/family
             break and walked down the beach

These stats shall continue when I start to remember more or I am told about what actually happened later. If you personally remember something I did during this week please let me know and I will add accordingly. Thank you and I hope your Spring Break was just as fun as mine was!!!