| More Indepth Story of Drunk Masterbation Girl |
| Random Internet Guy: I read your spring break stats and they are hilarious Leeloo2022: Thanks R.I.G.: you have a future as a comdey writer Leeloo2022: do i now? R.I.G.: yes R.I.G.: but I have one question about one of the stats. Leeloo2022: well i am glad i am wasting 4 years of my aunt and uncle's money going to school and getting a geography major Leeloo2022: yes R.I.G.: What was the situation with the girl masterbating on the couch? Leeloo2022: yeah i didn't make that up R.I.G.: geography is a good choice, there are too many Americans who don't know where any place is R.I.G.: didn't say you did. I was wondering how it all happened Leeloo2022: some chick that was an ex girlfriend of a guy staying in the puke room---yeah she came over had alittle too much 151 too fast and decided to lay on the couch Leeloo2022: well everybody is still partying and then one of my friends said, "hey, she is doing Al Bundy" Leeloo2022: but oh no she wasn't---the pants stayed on but her hand was down and the exboyfriendfriend covered her with a blanket and then she threw up all over herself and the floor Leeloo2022: no sure if she was cumming and tossing chucks at the same time Leeloo2022: and that's the story---gotta go to lunch R.I.G.: ok R.I.G.: thanks R.I.G.: bye |
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