Bumper Stickers 9

Sometimes I wish life had subtitles.

If you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one?

Due to recent cutbacks, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

I hate coffee--It keeps me awake at work.

Bad cop, no donut!

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.

No sense being pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

The difference between Genius and Stupidity is Genius has its limits.

Reality is for people who lack imagination.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

Hand over the chocolate and no one gets hurt.

What do you do when you see and endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

Humans aren't the only species on Earth - We just act like it.

I'd rather be right than politically correct.

Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.

Everyone is entitled to my opinion.

For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

Practice random acts of intelligence & senseless acts of self control.

Reality is when it happens to you.

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

I'm so broke, I can't even pay attention.

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

If it ain't broke, fix it until it is

Yesterday I knew nothing, today I know that.

It is Mind over Matter... If you ain't go no mind... It don't Matter.

The number of people staring at you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your actions.

I don't drive fast I fly low.

If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly.

I tried being normal once. . .I didn't like it.

The meek will internet the world.

My other car sticker is funny.