Bumper Stickers 10

I'm an optimist, but I don't think it helps.

I have always been crazy, but it kept me from going insane.

Everything is possible; just not too probable.

The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of the oncoming train.

I don't know, I don't care, and it doesn't make any difference.

Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.

You can't be late until you show up.

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

If you are feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.

What you don't do is always more important than what you do do.

The solution to a problem changes the nature of the problem.

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a
train stops. On my desk I have a work station...

I am in shape. Round is a shape.

Stupidity got us into this mess--why can't it get us out?

Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you
just sit there.

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should
both be changed regularly and for the same reason.

I don't mind going nowhere as long as it's an interesting path.

Indecision is the key to flexibility.

It hurts to be on the cutting edge.

In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.

My inferiority complex is not as good as yours.

The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing,
at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at
the tempting moment.

Brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever.

Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone.

You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old
because you stopped laughing.

To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated but not be able to say it.
Today is the last day of your life so far.

I'd insult you, but you're not bright enough to notice.

The meek shall inherit the earth...if that's ok with you.

Order is for idiots, genius can handle chaos.

I'm not in denial I'm just selective about the reality I choose to accept.

There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation.

Happiness is merely the remission of pain.

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.