Bumper Stickers 11

The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.

The careful application of terror is also a form of communication.

Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world.

Things are more like they are today than they have ever been before.

Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.

Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.

Suicide is the most sincere form of self criticism.

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

This is as bad as it can get, but don't bet on it.

The ultimate reason is "because."

Reality is a figment of your imagination.

Life is just one of those things.

A day for firm decisions! Or is it?

Don't take me literally.

Oh well, I guess this is just going to be one of those lifetimes.

Don't believe everything you hear or anything you say.

Around here, to be nuts is normal, to be sane is stupid.

Life is too important to be taken seriously.

Reality is a nice place, but I wouldn't want to live there.

It isn't homework unless it's due tomorrow.

Now that I've finally got my act together, I've forgotten what I'm supposed to do with it.

Every time I think I know where it's at, they move it.

When you do not know what you are doing, do it neatly.

A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.

Today is the first day of the rest of the mess.

Smile . . . tomorrow will be worse.

When things just can't get any worse, they will.

Too much of a good thing is wonderful.

It was such a lovely day I thought it was a pity to get up.

Tomorrow will be canceled due to lack of interest.

Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.