Bumper Stickers 12

They're only trying to make me LOOK paranoid.

Don't look back, they might be gaining on you.

I thought I made a mistake once, I now know that I was mistaken

I finally got it all together, but I forgot where I put it.

Same BS, different day.

Reality is the leading cause of stress.

The worm that sleeps in, doesn't get eaten.

A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the ass.

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.

I doubt, therefore I might be.

Help stamp out and eradicate superfluous redundancy.

Two wrongs are only the beginning.

My opinion is neither copyrighted nor trademarked, and it's price
competitive. If you like, I'll trade for one of yours.

Tact: The ability to describe others as they see themselves.
- Abraham Lincoln

Geologists rock your world.

File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

Hardware: The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.

Teamwork...means never having to take all the blame by yourself.

You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

Hey, don't look at me! I did it, but don't look at me.

I have not yet begun to procrastinate.

There are two rules for ultimate success in life. 1) Never tell everything you know.

Life's tough. It's tougher if you're stupid.

Whenever two men meet there are really six people present. There is each man as he sees himself, each man was the other sees him, and each man as he really is.

There are easier things in life than getting up every morning....nailing Jell-o to a tree for instance.

Mankind is stupid. If you forget, they will remind you.

On one hand, I'm indecisive; but on the other, I'm not.

If there's one thing I can't stand, it's intolerance.

The world's full of apathy, but I don't care.

Perspective is in the eye of the beholder.

Prejudiced people are all alike.

There's no such thing as nonexistence.

Co-operation can only be reached if we work together.

I always try to do things in chronological order.