Bumper Stickers 13

Some people type so fast that forget to include

I am becoming increasingly worried that there isn't enough anxiety in my life.

I have this nagging fear that everyone is out to make me paranoid.

The trick to flying is to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Be alert - the world needs more lerts.

A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.

People have the right to be stupid, but some abuse that privilege.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

"Some rides don't have much of a finish
That's the ride I took
Through good and bad and straight through indifference,
Without a second look."

"Is the glass half full or half empty? It really doesn't matter because sooner or later you're going to spill it "

A witty saying proves nothing.

What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.

The only tools you need in life;
WD40 to make things go
and duct tape to make them stop

If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

A mistake is simply another way of doing things. -- Katharine
Graham

Max Frisch: "Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that
man doesn't have to experience it."

Rich Cook: "Programming today is
a race between software engineers
striving to build bigger and
better idiot-proof programs, and
the Universe trying to produce
bigger and better idiots. So
far, the Universe is winning."

Tact is the ability to tell a person to go to hell and have him be happy to be on his way.

Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.

Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?

Is it possible to be totally partial?

You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

Giraffiti: Concrete art, spray-painted very, very high.

I misplaced my dictionary. Now I'm at a loss for words.

This house is protected by killer dust bunnies.

My idea of cleaning the house is sweeping the floor with a glance.

A day without sunshine, is like, you know, night.

...and a last thought for your day...Two wrongs
don't make a
right...........But three lefts ...... do...