Bumper Stickers 8

Always begin, start, initiate, take the first step, and/or write the first word, when and if you get around to it.

The work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan. But think about it first.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can forget about forever.

After today I've ripped out my "In" and "Out" boxes.
I'm replacing them with four new boxes, "Frantic,"
"Urgent," "Pressing," and "Overdue."

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it. -- Groucho Marx

Anything dropped in the bathroom falls in the toilet. -- Flucard's Corollary

Always be sincere, even when you don't mean it. -- Irene Peter

Smile: It Makes People Wonder What You're Up To :)

The problem with opportunity is that it only knocks, while
temptation kicks in the door.

I'd quit this job but I need the sleep.

You have the right to remain silent, so please shut up.

Of course I don't look busy; I did it right the first time.

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

All true wisdom is found on T-shirts.

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather....... not screaming and crying like his passengers did.

Don't piss me off! ...I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.

Does your train of thought have a caboose?

Better living through denial.

Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.

Meandering to a different drummer.

Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult

You'll get what's coming to you ... Unless mailed

A diplomat thinks twice before saying nothing.

Doesn't expecting the unexpected make
the unexpected become the expected?

Don't confuse me with facts, my mind's already made up.

If at first you don't succeed, put it out for beta test

If in doubt, make it sound convincing.

Heaven doesn't want me, and hell is afraid I'll take over.

It's been lovely, but I have to scream now.

Normal people worry me.