Bumper Stickers 7

Are we having fun yet?

Ask me if I care.

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.

Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

I just let my mind wander, and it didn't come back.

No matter where you go, you're there.

It's been Monday all week.

I've given up trying to escape from reality; they always find me anyway.

They told me I was gullible... and I believed them.

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.

Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Life is too complicated in the morning.

All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done.

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

All generalizations are false

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

Never assume. It makes an "ass" out of "u" and "me".

Suicide is the most sincere form of self criticism.

Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.

Was today really Necessary?

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

Tis better to be thought a fool, then to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

"I am logged in, therefore I am."

Do not disturb. Already disturbed!

Don't talk unless you can improve the silence.

I think, therefore I am. I think.

If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing.

If you're not confused, you're not paying attention.

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

Always decide not to decide, unless you decide to change your mind.