Bumper Stickers 61

It's not an optical illusion it just looks like one.

Whoever says that the small things don't matter should try
sleeping with a mosquito in the room.

Remember... if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in
the bathroom.

Never knock on Death's door; ring the doorbell and run (he hates
that).

A cat knows your every thought. It doesn't care. But it knows.

Never try to out stubborn a cat.

Lead me not into temptation (I can find the way myself).

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can
die.

(On Golf) Why is it that when you tell yourself, 'don't hit it in the water' your body only seems to hear the word 'water'?

The trees taunt you; the sand mocks you; the water calls your name...and they say golf is a quiet game.

If you notice this notice, you'll notice this notice isn't worth noticing.

I'll never be satisfied until I'm too smart for my own good.

Sorry - yesterday was the deadline for all complaints.

There's a sign above the scale in my doctor's office that says 'Pretend
it's your IQ.'

When your dreams turn to dust, it's time to vacuum.

The Techie's moto:
I don't know what it is or does, but I need it switched on!

You know how most packages say "Open here"? What is the protocol
if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?

Constant change is here to stay.

Buy one for the price of two and get another one free!

The best things in life are free..plus tax, shipping and handling.

You never get tired if you rest a lot in advance.

It's hard to relate to this high-tech world when your kid says her
Lego Toys need more memory.

My mind is now so crowded with valuable information that I can't
think.

If today is the first day of the rest of your life,
then what the hell was yesterday?