Bumper Stickers 60

Unix is user friendly. It is just very particular about who its friends are.

People at Microsoft Say:
"It's not a bug. It's a feature."

Anyone who isn't confused really doesn't understand the situation.

Internet help: When having trouble logging on.
If the problem persists, please contact our 24-hour customer
service at our web site.

Even though this is a stupid sticker you're squinting to read it (in very small text)

I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.

Life in a vacuum sucks.

Was today really Necessary?

It's all fun and games, 'till someone loses an eye! Then it's a *Sport*

You'll get what's coming to you ... Unless mailed

ERROR 406: file corrupt: config.earth --- reboot universe? (Y/N?)

Bugs come in through open Windows.

Computer Lie #1: You'll never use all that disk space.

Do not disturb. Already disturbed.

Crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime?

You can't please everyone. But it is possible to make 'em all
mad at the same time.

Absurdity, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own
opinion.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary

Gravity doesn't exist. Earth sucks.

I am built for comfort, not speed.

My teacher always used to tell me that double negatives are a real no-no.

I had a life once... now I have a computer and a modem.

If it works, tear it apart and find out why.

There are two ways to write error-free programs;
but only the third one works.

Software undergoes beta testing shortly before it's released.
Beta is Latin for "still doesn't work."

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving
door.

Ever notice how long weekends are like rainbows?
They always look great from a distance, but seem to disappear
whenever you get up close.