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| If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. If you ain't makin' waves, you ain't kickin' hard enough! Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of. Rap is to music what Etch-A-Sketch is to art. Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark. Shit happens ...And happens ...And happens! Since I gave up all hope, I feel much better. Smile - Its the second best thing you can do with your lips. Support bacteria -They're the only culture some people have. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. The lab called, your brain is ready The older I am, the better I used to be. The rings of Saturn are made entirely of lost airline luggage. The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was. The trouble with life is the lack of cool background music. There cannot be a crisis today; my schedule is already full. There's no such thing as gravity, the Earth sucks. There's one in every crowd and they always find me. This isn't my idea of a good time. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by moving from where you left them to where you can't find them. We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse. We Are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated. We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart? What If there were no hypothetical questions? What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free? When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded. When you pull the pin on Mr. Grenade he is no longer your friend. Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket? Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition. You ain't learning nothing when you're talking. You are unique, just like everybody else. You're just jealous because the voices are only talking to me. I'm out of bed and dressed, what more do you want? |