Bumper Stickers 58

There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

There's an exception to every rule, except this one.

This insomnia is getting bad. Now I have trouble sleeping when I'm supposed to be awake!

To be, or not to be, those are the parameters.

To define recursion, we must first define recursion.

Yes, but you're taking the universe out of context.

Quasars shift red, hot stars burn blue, space is warped and so are you.

The computer is mightier than the pen, the sword, and usually, the programmer.

The older I get, the better I used to be.

Apparently, the knight in shining armor who was supposed to sweep
me off of my feet got lost in the woods.

He who hesitates is not necessarily lost, but he may not find another
chance to get off the freeway for quite a distance.

One good turn gets most of the blankets.

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

It's been one of those days, all week.

Is there an exception to the rule that states, "There is an
exception to every rule"?

Every morning is the dawn of a new error.

Question Authority - Don't ask why, just DO IT!

The trouble with hitting the jackpot on a slot machine is
that it takes so long to put the money back.

Book (n): a utensil used to pass time while waiting for the
computer repairman.

True software development embraces consistent inconsistency.

The problem with troubleshooting is that real trouble shoots back.

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again.

Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.

Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.

Stock up and save. Limit: one.

Give a person a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a
person to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.

The geek shall inherit the earth.