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| A positive attitude may not solve all your problems but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. A pun is the lowest form of humor unless you thought of it yourself. Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of. Life is a lemon and I want my Money back..NOW. An expert is someone called in at the last minute to share the blame. "Not a morning person" doesn't even begin to cover it. A pessimist is never disappointed. A single fact can ruin a good argument. Childhood: That period when nightmares occur only during sleep. COMMAND: A suggestion made to a computer. Dark is faster than light, otherwise you would see it. Due to circumstances beyond our control, we regret to inform you that circumstances are beyond our control. Error: An unspecified error has occurred. Please correct the error to continue. Happiness is merely the remission of pain. I am so quick, I am even fast asleep. I have a firm grip on reality. Now I can strangle it. It's been lovely, but I have to scream now. Klingon prompt: strike any user when ready. Life is like a box of chocolates. It's full of nuts. Life is something to do when you cannot get to sleep. Life is uncertain, eat dessert first. Love your enemies; they'll go crazy trying to figure out what you're up to. Most people make sense. I'm not one of them. Multitasking - screwing up several things at once. Nerd: someone on the Dork Side of the Farce. No good deed goes unpunished. No guts, no glory, no brain, same story. There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation. No one is listening until you make a mistake. |