Bumper Stickers 56

You can train a cat to do anything it wants to do.

Doesn't play well with others.

I'm not evil, just misunderstood

Imagination is the foundation of reality.

All the good ones, no matter what it is, are taken.

It's no use having a good memory unless you have something
good to remember.

Some people not only have bad luck... they're carriers

It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.

I used to have a photographic memory, but it was never developed.

Just visiting this planet.

The trouble with lawyer jokes is lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.

Procrastination gives you something to look forward to.

Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

Age is a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind then it really doesn't matter.

If you can't be kind, be vague.

Don't give me that attitude - I've got my own.

I don't mind going nowhere as long as it's an interesting path.

If today is the first day of the rest of your life, what the hell was yesterday?

You!...Off my planet!

If you don't know where you're going, you're never lost.

If you think the problem is bad now, just wait until we've solved it.

Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

Reality is the only obstacle to happiness.

Always try to do things in chronological order; it's less confusing that way.

Subtlety is the art of saying what you think and getting out of the way before it is understood.

A man once told me, "Cheer up, things could be worse." So I
cheered up, and sure enough, things got worse.