Bumper Stickers 55

What boots up must come down.

If quitters never win, & winners never quit, what fool came up with "Quit while you're ahead"?

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

The truth will set you free. But first, it will piss you off.
~Gloria Steinem

Isn't it appropriate that the month when the taxes are due begins
with April Fool's Day and ends with cries of "May Day!" ?

Procrastinate now!

If you learn one useless thing every day, in a single year you'll learn 365 useless things. (Ashleigh Brilliant)

Nothing is ever so bad that it can't get worse.

If idiots could fly ... this place would be an airport.

A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.

I feel much better, now that I've given up hope. (Ashleigh Brilliant)

Ambition a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

Morning has broken. Call the repairman.

Department of Redundancy Department.

I'd insult you, but you're not bright enough to notice.

There is no rest for the wary.

I'm not in denial!

Then there was the insomniac prowler who was convicted of resisting a rest...

To err is human; to admit it is not.

I've changed my mind a dozen times. It seems to work better now.

Lead me not into temptation..I can find the way myself.

What a nice night for an evening.

I just read that last year 4,153,237 people got married in the U.S. I don't want to start any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number?

"The next time somebody tells you, 'Go to Hell,' you reply, 'Run your own DAMN errands.'"

Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to
others.