Bumper Stickers 54

Why be difficult - Be impossible.

A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.

Diplomacy - the art of letting someone have your way.

How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.

At the rate changes are occurring everywhere, anyone nostalgic for
the "good old days" is yearning for last week.

I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

There's too much blood in my caffeine system.

Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I.

Double your drive space - delete Windows!

I've taken a vow of poverty. To annoy me, send money.

The lights are on but someone's been playing with the dimmer switch.

I wish I was what I was when I wished I was what I am now

Consistency is the final refuge of the unimaginative.

I get plenty of exercise -- jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines.

The trick to flying is to throw yourself at the ground and
miss.

If you fall down an escalator going up, do you ever stop falling?

Isn't having a song in your heart just like karoke for the voices in your
head?

If time exists in all dimensions, then shouldn't time be the first
dimension since all the others exist within time?

Coupons: a manufacturer's confession that they are over charging you.

Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen.

Originality is the art of concealing your sources.

When you pull the pin on Mr. Grenade he is no longer your friend.

If things get any worse, I'll have to ask you to stop helping me.

Another smooth escape disguised as a dramatic exit.

I have seen the evidence. I want different evidence.

I'm in no shape to exercise.

If at first you don't succeed, you must be installing Windows.