Bumper Stickers 53

Any fool can criticize, condemn, & complain. And most do.

Bugs are Sons of Glitches!

Confusion not only reigns, it pours.

I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

I am at one with my duality.

Why should I waste my time reliving the past when I can spend it worrying about the future?

Becoming aware of my character defects leads me to the next
step -- blaming my parents.

I was going to procrastinate, but I put it off.

If at first you don't succeed, Microsoft has a job for you.

A clean desk is a sign of a full hard disk.

Rule of thumb for evaluating computer technology:
If it works, it's obsolete.

We are Microsoft Of Borg: Competition is irrelevant. You will
be compatible soon.

Put no trust in cryptic comments.

Me, getting smart with you? How would you know?

It was all so different before everything changed.

Life is like an analogy.

Property of Area 51.

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight
hours supposedly left after eight hours of sleep and eight hours of
work.

Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.

Question authority, but not mine.

The trouble with work is - it's so daily.

It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.

I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person.

Don't be stupid. We have politicians for that.

I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice.
But, in practice, there is.

Metaphors be with you.