Bumper Stickers 51

Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.

Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when
you make it again.

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to
be amused.

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

Whenever I go near my bank I get withdrawal symptoms.

I've found Jesus. He was behind the sofa the whole time.

The Bible was written by the same people who said the Earth was
flat.

The supermarket is where you spend 30 minutes looking for instant coffee.

Life is a riddle; unfortunately the answer's not written on the back of anything.

Why is it that night falls but day breaks?

Daylight savings time - why are they saving it and where do
they keep it?

Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

O'TOOLE'S COMMENTARY ON MURPHY'S LAW:
Murphy was an optimist.

Don't worry about the world ending today.
It's already tomorrow in Australia.

First things first, but not necessarily in that order.

Backwards sentence this wrote I you confuse to.

Statistics always remind me of the fellow who drowned in a river
whose average depth was only three feet.

Life is like a vacuum cleaner, it works but it sucks.

If the directions for finding a place include the words "You can't
miss it," you probably will.

Old Age seldom arrives smoothly or quickly. It is more often a succession of jerks.

When you finally discover all of Life's answers, they'll change the
questions.

Human (n.): Useful domestic animal popular with cats.

A true friend is one who likes you even when you act like yourself.

What goes around usually gets dizzy and falls over.

A problem can be found for almost every solution.

The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius.