Bumper Stickers 49

A gleekzorp without a ternpee is like a quop without a fertsneept (sort of).

I'm prepared for all emergencies. But I'm totally unprepared for everyday life.

Tomorrow will be canceled due to lack of interest.

The more things change, the more they stay insane.

If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.

Life's a beach, and then you drown.

It's been Monday all week.

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always finds me and brings me back.

We all can't be heroes. Somebody has to sit on the sides and clap as they go by.

Trouble's always a good shot, and in my case it has a laser sight.

If a cluttered desk is characteristic of a cluttered mind, what does an empty desk mean?

I'll listen to logic and reason when it comes out on cd.

Happiness is merely the remission of pain.

I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.

How to become immortal: Read this again tomorrow and follow its advice.

Sometimes I think well. And sometimes I think: Oh well...

The secret to finding something is knowing where it is.

The secret to life is that there is no secret.

This life is a test, only a test. If it had been real you would have received further intructions on where to go and what to do.

Fairy tales: horror stories for children to get them used to reality.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Whoever said, "Nothing is impossible," obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.

What if the person who created the standard for normal was weird...

Procrastination - I'll deal with it sooner or later.

Life is what you make of it...until somebody makes it worse.

The only person getting his work done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe.

Does the noise in my head bother you?

Been there. Still there.

Some people not only have bad luck... they're carriers