Bumper Stickers 48

Fishing gives you a sense of where you fit in the scheme of things - Your place in the universe...I, mean, here I am, one small guy with a fishing pole on this vast beach and out there in the blue expanse of ocean are these hundreds of millions of fish...laughing at me.

Death is life's answer to the question 'Why?' - Anonymous

The world is coming to an end. Please return your library books.

Time exists so everything doesn't happen at once. Space exists so everything doesn't happen to you.

The vastness of time and space, and I end up here!?

Always decide not to decide, unless you decide to change your mind.

If the paper clip were invented today, it would probably have ten
moving parts, five transistors, and require a service man three times
a year.

If the Right Side of the Brain Governs the Left Side of the Body, Then
left-handed People Are the Only Ones in Their Right Minds.

I Don't Think Much -- Therefore, I May Not Be?

"Push to test."
*click*
"Release to detonate."

When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.

Every time I try to save my money for a rainy day I always get caught in
a drought.

The future isn't what it used to be.

If you are feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.

Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together.

Your lucky number has been disconnected.

Nothing is as easy as it looks.

Everything takes longer than you think.

Smile...tomorrow will be worse.

When things just can't get any worse, they will.

Anytime things appear to be going better, you have overlooked something.

Anything that begins well, ends badly. Anything that begins badly, ends worse.

Inside every large problem is a small problem struggling to get out.

It was such a lovely day I thought it was a pity to get up.

If today was a fish, I'd throw it back.

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.