Bumper Stickers 45

It's been one of those days, all week.

Is there an exception to the rule that states, "There is an
exception to every rule"?

Every morning is the dawn of a new error.

It was so different before everything changed.

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.

A picture may be worth a thousand words but it also uses up a
thousand times more computer memory.

If ignorance is bliss, I guess that would explain why
I'm so miserable.

The trouble with a three-day weekend is that it turns
Tuesday into Monday.

People go on vacation to forget things. When they open
their bags they find out they did.

I have excellent sleeping habits. When the sun rises, I don't.

Every time I think about exercise, I lie down 'till the thought
goes away.

Resentment is like taking poison and hoping the other
person dies.

What he lacks in intelligence, he more than makes up for in
stupidity.

Insanity is my only means of relaxation.

Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.

Without education, wouldn't we be in a horrible danger of taking educated people seriously?

Funny, I don�t remember being absent-minded.

All reports are in: life is now officially unfair.

The first rule of holes: If you are in one, stop digging.

I tried to get a life once, but they were out of stock.

Do not adjust your mind, the fault is with reality.

Gone crazy - Be back shortly.

Thank you for NOT being perky.

The more things change, the more they remain insane.

My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely.

How can I fail when I have no purpose?

Patience comes to those who wait.