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| Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others. Doesn't play well with others. I'm not evil, just misunderstood Imagination is the foundation of reality. All the good ones, no matter what it is, are taken. It's no use having a good memory unless you have something good to remember. Some people not only have bad luck... they're carriers It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it. Just visiting this planet. The world is my oyster. Now I just have to figure out how to get the damn thing open. A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Now, isn't that handy? Everyone seems normal until you get to know them. Places to go People to annoy. I doubt, therefore I might be. I won't rise to the occasion, but I'll slide over to it. UFO's Are Real - The Air Force Doesn't Exist. I guess I shouldn't complain. I know a couple who have five kids, two dogs, and a cat. Last year their house was vandalized three times before they discovered it. 2 + 2 =5 for extremely large values of 2. Next mood swing: 6 minutes. Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths? I'm multi-talented: I can talk and annoy you at the same time. Not all who wander are lost. Don't Steal! - The IRS Doesn't Like Competition. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me. My mother is a travel agent for guilt trips. I'm from Minnesota where we have all four seasons... winter, winter, winter, Aug 15 I have an open mind - it's just closed for repairs. Some day my ship will come in, but with my luck, I'll be at the airport. |