Bumper Stickers 41

The only person getting his work done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe.

Hard work never killed anyone, but why give it a chance?

Illegitmitatum Non Carborundum Est - Never let the bastards grind you down!

I no longer need to punish, deceive, or compromise myself, unless I want to stay employed.

The trouble with ignorance is that it picks up confidence as it goes along.

Corporate Motto: READY - FIRE - AIM !!!

DEAR IRS, Please cancel my subscription.

Can I trade this job for what's behind door 1?

We're sorry, You've reached a person who has been temporarily disconnected.

Strange behavior, Weird costumes, I must be at work again!

You're just jealous because the little voices talk to me.

Thou shalt not commit adulthood.

Don't be afraid - We're here to help you.

I AM normal, that's precisely the problem.

I'll admit it or deny it. Whatever works.

I care. I really care. Now, please go away.

You must be one of those bad things that happen to good people.

The vastness of time and space and I end up here?

I'll try being nicer, If you'll try being smarter.

Beware of passive-aggressives wearing smiley face buttons.

I've set aside this special time to humiliate myself in public.

Been there. Still there.

Hairstyle by wind and weather.

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan
belt and a leaky tire.

Always take time to stop and smell the roses...and sooner or
later, you'll inhale a bee.

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk
ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me,
either. Just leave me alone.

If you don't like my driving, don't call anyone. Just take
another road. That's why the highway department made so
many of them.

It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to
steal the neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

Each day I try to enjoy something from each of the four food
groups: the bonbon group, the salty-snack group, the
caffeine group, and the "whatever-the-thing-in-the-tinfoil-
in-the-back-of-the-fridge-is" group.

It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown, and fewer
still to ignore someone completely.

Into every life some rain must fall. Usually when your car
windows are down.