Bumper Stickers 4

He who dies with the most toys...still dies.

Eat right, exercise, die anyway.

Illiterate? Write for help.

Honk if anything falls off.

Cover me, I'm changing lanes

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

He who hesitates is not only lost but miles from the next exit.

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

This isn't my idea of a good time.

It's been lovely, but I have to scream now

Uniquely maladjusted, but fun

This bumper sticker exploits illiterates

Visualize using your turn signals

I haven't lost my mind it's backed up on disk somewhere.

Oh, evolve!

Gone crazy be back shortly.

If you're not outraged you're not paying attention.

I do whatever my Rice Krispies tell me to.

Indecision is the key to flexibility.

You cannot tell which way the train went by looking at the track.

I have seen the truth and it makes no sense

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.

It's not hard to meet expenses... they're everywhere.

There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation.

Happiness is merely the remission of pain.

Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include an annual free trip
around the sun.

The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the
bathroom.

Good advice is one of those insults that ought to be forgiven.

The two most abundant things in the universe are Hydrogen and
stupidity.

The word listen contains the same letters as the word silent.

Be careful of your thoughts, they may become words at any moment.

Don't worry about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in
Australia.

Are you having a salmon day at work? That's where you spend the
entire day swimming upstream, only to get screwed and die in the
end.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving
door.