Bumper Stickers 39

If you fall down an escalator going up, do you ever stop falling?

Isn't having a song in your heart just like karoke for the voices in your
head?

If time exists in all dimensions, then shouldn't time be the first
dimension since all the others exist within time?

Coupons: a manufacturer's confession that they are over charging you.

Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen.

Originality is the art of concealing your sources.

When you pull the pin on Mr. Grenade he is no longer your friend.

If things get any worse, I'll have to ask you to stop helping me.

Another smooth escape disguised as a dramatic exit.

I have seen the evidence. I want different evidence.

If at first you don't succeed, you must be installing Windows.

I'm in no shape to exercise.

What boots up must come down.

If quitters never win, & winners never quit, what fool came up with "Quit while you're ahead"?

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

Procrastinate now!

Nothing is ever so bad that it can't get worse.

If idiots could fly ... this place would be an airport.

I feel much better, now that I've given up hope. (Ashleigh Brilliant)

Ambition a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

Morning has broken. Call the repairman.

I'd insult you, but you're not bright enough to notice.

There is no rest for the wary.

I'm not in denial!

Then there was the insomniac prowler who was convicted of resisting a rest...

To err is human; to admit it is not.

I've changed my mind a dozen times. It seems to work better now.

Lead me not into temptation..I can find the way myself.

What a nice night for an evening.

Ham and eggs -
A day's work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig.

Act my age? I've never BEEN my age before! I have no
experience.

Alarm clock: Something that makes people rise and whine.

"In the beginning there was nothing ... which exploded."