Bumper Stickers 38

I don't know, I don't care, and it doesn't make any difference.

It's a Macintosh; it's got an excuse.

Reality is a nice place, but I wouldn't want to live there.

Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.

You can't be late until you show up.

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

If you are feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.

Life is wasted on the living.

Most general statements are false, including this one.

I live in my own little world, but it's ok, they know me here.

If at first you don't succeed, look in the trash for the
instructions.

Sometimes a majority only means that all the fools are on the
same side.

Nobody can be just like me.
Even I have trouble doing it.

Mouse Potato:
The on-line, wired generation's answer to the couch potato.

Do Not start with me.
You will not win.

Of course I don't look busy.
I did it right the first time.

This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

Practice random acts of intelligence & senseless acts of
self-control.

The trouble with opportunity is that it's always more
recognisable going then coming.

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never
tried before.

A penny saved is a penny taxed.

Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Procrastinate later.

Life is too complicated in the morning.

Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum -- "I think that I think, therefore I think that I am."

All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done.

I just let my mind wander, and it didn't come back.

Life's a beach, and then you drown.

Don't steal. The government hates competition.

Oops. My brain just hit a bad sector.

Programming is an art form that fights back.

I've given up trying to escape from reality; they always find me anyway.