Bumper Stickers 37

A program is a device used to convert data into error messages.

I wish life had an UNDO function.

Uniquely maladjusted, but fun.

Spotted on a highway:
Will the last person out of the tunnel please turn off the light.

Dingle's Law:
When somebody drops something, everybody will kick it around instead of picking it up.

No one gets too old to learn a new way of being stupid.

Where there's smoke, there's dinner.

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Life Is Hard; Then You Nap.

I Want It All and I Want It Delivered.

Procrastinate Now.

I Didn't Drive My Husband Crazy -- I Flew Him There -- It Was Faster.

Half of the people in the world don't have the sense god gave a rock. The other half do.

My reality check just bounced.

No sense being pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway.

Suicide is a way of telling God 'you can't fire me, I QUIT!'

If you can read this, you're in phaser range.

It's been lovely, but I have to scream now.

Sometimes I wish life had subtitles.

Just visiting this planet.

I owe, I owe, off to work I go.

(Front Bumper) If you can read this, I didn't hit you hard enough.

Don't Follow me, I'm lost.

Yesterday I knew nothing, today I know that.

The good thing about small cars is that you can fit twice as many into a traffic jam.

I tried being normal once. . .I didn't like it.

I'm an optimist, but I don't think it helps.

I have always been crazy, but it kept me from going insane.

Gravity is a myth, the Earth sucks.

The world is coming to an end. Please log off.

Change a life; make someone feel important.

Don't let schooling get in the way of your education.

Oh well, I guess this is just going to be one of those lifetimes.

Don't worry about life; you're not going to survive it anyway.

Life is a glitch in the universal program; death is just the programmer's way of debugging.

Was today really necessary?