Bumper Stickers 36

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

The Village called.
They're missing their idiot.

INSTANT HUMAN
(Just Add Coffee)

In just two days from now, tomorrow will be yesterday.

The universe is a figment of it's own imagination.

An elephant: A mouse built to government specifications.

"There are a lotta self help tapes out there. Got one called, "How to Handle Disappointment." I got it home and the box was empty"

It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to
end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.

The supermarket is where you spend 30 minutes hunting for
instant coffee.

Some minds are like concrete; all mixed up and permanently set.

I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed.

A typical class in high school: show up, get rid of your
homework, get new homework, leave.

California smog test: Can UCLA?

One half the world doesn't understand the other half
and it doesn't matter which half you're in.

I'm planning to retire and live off my savings.
What I'll do the second day, I have no idea.

Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

Get the facts first, THEN panic!

There are two times I feel stress--day and night.

Love thine enemies...it really pisses them off.

The chicken came before the egg. It is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg.

Some of us learn from the mistakes of others; the rest of us have
to be the others.

A short cut is the longest distance between two points.

Why take life so seriously?
It isn't permanent...

I Live in Another Dimension
But I have a summer home in Reality

Due to intense mind fog,
All thoughts have been grounded

Not A Morning Person
Doesn't Even Begin to Cover It

I'm one of those bad things
that happen to good people.

Warning: I have precognitive Paranoia

Yes, I'm Lost
What's your excuse?

Forget the dog, Beware of owner.