Bumper Stickers 35

A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well as afterward.

If I could explain it, I wouldn't be able to do it.

Find out what you like doing best and get someone to pay you for doing it.

Isn't Disney World a people trap run by a mouse?

If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?

I'm flexible... just don't change anything.

In case of doubt, make it sound convincing.

In every organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person must be fired.

Inside every big problem is a small problem trying to get out.

Lowery's Law: If it jams - force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.

Reality is the leading cause of stress.

When in doubt, poke it with a stick.

Anything preying on my mind would starve to death.

Anything is possible, unless it's not.

Money doesn't talk these days. It goes without saying. (Syman Hirsch)

I'm in no shape to exercise.

The Earth is full - go home.

Cleverly disguised as A responsible adult.

If we quit voting will they go away?

He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.

Anything not nailed down is a cat toy.

The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up.

It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black.

..Every morning is the dawn of a new error...

Don't look back, they might be gaining on you.

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A day for firm decisions! or is it?

Any closet is a walk in closet, if you try hard enough.

I couldn't care less about apathy.

We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated.

Jesus is coming, everyone look busy.

Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?

Born free... taxed to death.

A 60's Bumper sticker----Question Authority
A 90's Bumper Sticker----Question Reality
A 2000+ Bumper sticker---Embrace Absurdity