Bumper Stickers 34

Resentment is like taking poison and expecting the other person
to die.

A hypocrite is a person who... but who isn't?

Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.

!edis gnorw eht morf siht ta gnikool era uoY

Allen's Law: Almost anything is easier to get into than out of.

I am Ohm of Borg. Resistance is voltage divided by current.

I'm not a complete idiot! ...some parts are missing.

Listen to your heart, but use your brain when you open your mouth.

Math problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)^2]-[sin(xy)/2.362x].

Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.

You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile. If you resist, you will be punished. Have a nice day.

You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because you might not get there.

Being normal is driving me crazy.

Backup not found--(A)bort (R)etry (S)lap nearest innocent
bystander.

All the world's a stage and I missed rehearsal.

Always sharpen your sleeping skills regularly...

Gerrold's Laws of Infernal Dynamics:
1. An object in motion will be heading in the wrong direction.
2. An object at rest will be in the wrong place.

Finagle's First Law: If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.

Finagle's Fourth Law: Once a job is messed up, anything done to improve it makes it worse.

Gumperson's Law: The probability of anything happening is inversely proportional to its desirability.

If it works, rip it apart and find out why.

Murphy's 1st Law: Nothing is as easy as it looks.

Murphy's 2nd Law: Everything takes longer than you think.

Murphy's 3rd Law: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong, and at the worst possible time.

Murphy's 4th Law: If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.

Murphy's 5th Law: If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway.

Murphy's 6th Law: Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.

Murphy's 7th Law: If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

O'Toole's Commentary on Murphy's Laws: Murphy was an optimist.

Peer's Law: The solution to the problem changes the problem.

Vacation means there is twice as much work when coming back.