Bumper Stickers 31

Stupid mistakes are made by others. We only make unavoidable errors.

Living is like licking honey off a thorn.

Math teachers have found that five out of four people
have trouble with fractions.

Stupidity got us into this mess -- why can't it get us out?

Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

Every morning is the dawn of a new error.

Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't
go wrong at once.

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain
whales?

My family coat of arms ties at the back ... is that normal?

A synonym is a word you use if you can't spell the other
one.

Shh! Be vewy, vewy qwiewet! I'm hunting wuntime ewwors

If you are good, you will be assigned all the work.
If you are really good, you will get out of it.

Carpenter's rule: cut to fit; beat into place.

"Reality bites... and doesn't let go."
- Source Unknown

Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

Nostalgia is like a grammar lesson: You find the present
tense and the past perfect.

"Normal" is just a setting on a washing machine.

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting
something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

We used to take life with a grain of salt. Now it is with 5
milligrams of Valium.

Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it.

Blessed are the pessimists, for they have made backups.

History is a lie commonly agreed upon. - Neitzche

*grin* It makes "them" wonder!

Why is it that night falls and day breaks?

I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.

I Hate Coffee -- It Keeps Me Awake at Work.

There's too much blood in my caffeine system.

I smile because I have No Idea what's going on.

It is impossible for an optimist to be pleasantly surprised.

As you slide down the banister of life,
May the splinters never point the wrong way.

We waste time, so you don't have to.