Bumper Stickers 30

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?

Don't sweat your every mistake or faux pas. They make up for
the things you got away with that nobody knows about.

The value of a dog is its constant reminder of how much fun
it is to act idiotic.

An unanswered question is better than an unquestioned answer.

It's not Area 51 I'm worried about- it's Areas 1 through 50.

I'm a sweet and innocent angel, I swear....the horns are only there to keep my halo straight :)

Why does the early bird get the worm but good things come to those who wait? Isn't life confusing enough?

Is the rule 'There is an exception to every rule' the exception to itself?

If you think you're indecisive how can you be sure?

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a
flat tire.

Law of Probable Dispersal
Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION. It comes bundled with the
software.

If you fill a cup with dry ice and melt it what do you then have in the cup? Melted dry?

If all the fun of golf is in hitting the ball why do you have more fun the less times you hit it?

Were cats put on this earth to remind us that not everything has a purpose?

If squirrels hide their nuts and dogs hide their bones just what is it that cats hide? And should we be worried if we don't know?

A signature tells a lot about a man, sometimes even his
name.

If at first you don't succeed... So much for skydiving.
-- Henry Youngman

Amnesiacs Anonymous meeting at ah, er gimme a sec...

I've figured it out, but I'll never get it.

There will never be a nuclear war; there's too much real estate involved.

I'm not broke, I still have blank checks

Support Search and Rescue- Get Lost.

I just filled my gas tank...now my car is worth 12.85

There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.

A television may insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.

A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.

Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to
write, it should be hard to understand.

Helpdesk tip #2: When the support analyst says "Click...", wait for the rest of the sentence.

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