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| If reality wants to reach me, it knows where I am. Boldly going nowhere All reports are in. Life is now officially unfair. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. He's as sharp as a beach ball. I'm not as dumb as you look. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe. When in doubt, poke it with a stick. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. A day without sunshine is like, well, night. On the other hand, you have different fingers. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it. Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. You can't have everything, where would you put it? The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change. You! Out of the gene pool! You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me Earth is full, go home I have the body of a god........Buddha This would be really funny if it weren't happening to me I used to be disgusted now I'm just amused Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult If 'progress' means to move forward, what does 'congress' mean? If we quit voting, will they go away? The face is familiar but I can't quite remember my name |