Bumper Stickers 28

Those who forget the pasta are condemned to reheat it.

If at first you don't succeed, you're doing about average.

A short cut is the longest distance between two points.

All inanimate objects can move just enough to get in your way.

Always try to stop talking before people stop listening.

Any change looks terrible at first.

Anyone who is popular is bound to be disliked.

-No guts, no glory, no brain, same story.

I'm trying to arrange my life so that I don't even have to be present.

If you don't like my apples, don't shake my tree.

Beam me up Scotty there's no intelligent life down here.

"I'm just a little &%$#@*$ ray of sunshine , aren't I?"

If you don't die from it -- then it's healthy.

If everything is going well, you don't know what the hell is going on.

Appearances are not everything; it just looks like they are.

If you do not know what you're doing, do it neatly.

Boldly going forward because we cannot find reverse.

Efficiency is a highly developed form of laziness.

When I get to where I'm going, will somebody please tell me where I am?

I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.

I once read a book about anti-gravity. I just couldn't put
it down.

My dad is pretty handy around the house. If something can be fixed, he
can break it.

What do call a fish with no eye?
Fsh.

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes. You will learn a lot today.

The worst thing about censorship is

No, you're not thinking, you're just being logical

Why worry about tomorrow when there are so many bridges to burn today?

Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.

We learn from history that we do not learn from history.
Hegel

Theory of relativity: the more relatives are visiting you,
the slower the time passes.

Happiness is merely the remission of pain.

Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world.

The secret of life is there is no secret of life.