Bumper Stickers 27

Don't argue with a fool. The spectators can't tell the difference. - Charles j. Nalin

If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

Never say 'OOPS!' Always say 'Ah, Interesting!'

Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.

We don't want a thing because we have found a reason for it - we find a reason for it because we want it.

Accidents don't just happen. They must be carelessly planned.

Politicians are those who deal with the problems which would not
exist if they didn't exist.

Have you ever thought that life is a car wash, and you're on a bike?

My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it
is gone.

Blinky lights are the essence of technology. Everything
else is fluff.

I just picked up a book called "Glue in Many Lands" and I
can't put it down.

Everything can be filed under "Miscellaneous."

If you can�t get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights.

You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.

How much Healthy Choice ice cream can I eat before it's no longer a
healthy choice?

An apple a day will keep the doctor away - that is, if your aim is
really good.

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                                       Ineffective Daily Affirmations

* I no longer need to punish, deceive, or compromise myself. Unless, of course, I want to stay employed.

* In some cultures what I do would be considered normal.

* I honor my personality flaws, for without them I would have no personality at all.

* Blessed are the flexible, for they can tie themselves into knots.

* Only a lack of imagination saves me from immobilizing myself with imaginary fears.

* Just for today, I will not sit in my living room all day watching TV. Instead I will move my TV into the bedroom.

* The next time the universe knocks on my door, I will pretend I am not home.

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"Life is the greatest game of all, but I really miss that Save/load game button"

If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then
lie.

Applying computer technology is simply finding the right wrench to
pound in the correct screw.

Mental backup in progress - Do Not Disturb!