Bumper Stickers 26

They say the grass is greener on the other side, but have you ever flipped it over?

Laugh and the world laughs with you... Cry, and the world looks sheepish and suddenly remembers it had other plans.

Dawn is nature's way of telling you to go to bed.

A Life? Cool! Where can I download one of those from?

The truth is out there? Does anyone know the URL?

Murphy's best friend was a computer.

In The Beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

The law of gravity says, "no fair jumping without coming down"

Scientists have discovered that time is not real, that we only live in the current moment. But then according to that, they haven't done the research, and don't have anything to back them up.

Black holes suck.

The most important part of a microbiologist's job is not letting the little things get to him.

Gravity isn't MY fault--I voted for velcro!

A vibration is a motion that can't make up its mind which way it wants to go.

It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy.

The only people to get even with are those that have helped you.

War doesn't determine who's right but who's left.

A rumour without a leg to stand on will get around some other way.

A self-addressed envelope would be addressed 'envelope'.

Looking for enlightenment is like looking for a flashlight, when all you need the flashlight for is to find the flashlight.

Some people have a way with words, others not have way.

Cole's Axiom: The sum of the intelligence on the planet is a constant. The population is growing.

Constant change is here to stay

Every snowflake in an avalanche pleads not guilty.

If you can read this, you've just wasted your time on reading the sentence 'If you read this, you've just wasted your time on reading the sentence' - Twice!

Don't trust reality. After all, it's only a collective hunch.

Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.

"Ever wonder if the light goes out when you close the fridge door? Well, yes it does." - the milk

Sanity is not my strong point.

Yoda of Borg are we: Futile is resistance. Assimilate you, we will.

Original Pentium of Borg: Division is futile - your decimals will be approximated.

If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a Windows box crashed...oh, wait a minute - he already does.

Name one nice thing about Windows? It doesn't just crash, it displays a dialog box and lets you press 'OK' first.