Bumper Stickers 25

Inflation is when everything you have is worth more,
except you.

Bumper Sticker: (On a VW being pulled by an RV) Don't honk, I'm pushing as hard as I can.

I'll believe psychics when one phones me, just in the
nick of time, yelling, "Duck!"

Integrity is like oxygen. The higher you go the less there is.

I am so far behind, I think I am ahead.

Chaos, panic, pandemonium - my work here is done.

Work is the greatest thing in the world, so save some for tomorrow.

Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.

Save time... see it my way.

If things get any worse, I'll have to ask you to stop helping me.

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.

Corporate Motto: READY - FIRE - AIM !!!

Sorry I'm late, I'll leave early to make up for it.

This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

If you're the low man on the totem pole, just remember that if it wasn't for you the damn thing would fall over.

A morning without coffee is like something without something else.

First rule of acting: Whatever happens, look as if it were intended.

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.

Another month ends. All targets met. All systems working. All customers satisfied. All staff eagerly enthusiastic. All pigs fed and ready to fly.

Not only do I not know what's going on, but I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.

A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.

They say that you are put on earth to accomplish a certain amount of things. Right now I am so far behind... I'll never die...

Two kinds of people: Those who finish what they start and...

The trouble with work is... it's so daily.

Time flies... after you hit the snooze button.

Paper is always strongest at the perforations.

Whoever said there is no such thing as a stupid question has never worked in customer service.

No one feels as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.

Life is a test, and I didn't take very good notes.

It's a small world. Then the airline loses your luggage.

People would enjoy life more if, once they got what they wanted, they could remember how much they wanted it.

One good turn gets most of the blankets.

If at first you don't succeed, look in the trash for the instructions.