Bumper Stickers 23

There are two kinds of people in the world, those that think there are two kinds
of people in the world, and those that know better.

Never clean your room while your plane ticket is in it.

A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.

Friends are chocolate chips in the cookie of life.

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I need patience. NOW!

And now for some feedback: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I before E except after C. We live in a weird society!

Hermits have no peer pressure.

There's no future in time travel.

Laughing stock - cattle with a sense of humor.

You can listen to thunder after lightening and tell how close you came to getting hit. If you don't hear it, you got hit, so never mind.

666A, 666B - Tenants of the beast.

766: Upstairs neighbour of the Beast.

Sure, when... - OINK FLAP OINK FLAP - Well I'll be darned!

Today's subliminal thought is:

Above all else: Sky.

Help, I've fallen and I can't... Hey, nice carpet!

Why not have your cake and eat it too - it's cake, what else are you going to do with it?

Einstein said that talking to yourself is a sign of intelligence. Answering yourself, however, is a sign of insanity.

A rock --> me <-- A hard place

Some people have a way with words, while others... erm... thingy.

Opportunity knock only once, if you hear a second knock it's probally a Jehovah's witness.

Get your mind out of the sewer and into the gutter with the rest of us.

If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper?

The British have a reputation for keeping calm even when there is no crisis.

'Veni, Vidi, Velcro' - I came, I saw, I stuck around.

Due to financial constraints, the light at the end of the tunnel has been extinguished.

We all can't be heroes. Somebody has to sit on the sides and clap as they go by.

And he disappeared in a puff of logic.

SUSHIDO: The way of the Tuna.

Customer: Waiter, this coffee tastes like mud!
Waiter: It should, sir, it was ground this morning.

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run (he hates that)

Why am I frowning? It takes 42 muscles to frown and only 17 to smile and I need the exercise!