Bumper Stickers 22

Maybe I'm lucky to be going so slowly, because I may be going in the wrong direction.

By doing just a little every day, I can gradually let the task completely overwhelm me.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.

DeVries' Dilemma:
If you hit two keys on the typewriter, the one you don't want hits the paper.

Human beings were created by water to transport it uphill.

Neither a borrower nor a lender be. That kind of kills any
fun you were going to have in the stock market, doesn't it?

I don't know how much money I have in the bank. I haven't shaken it lately.

I am the root of some evil...send me some money.

What follows 2 days of rain? Monday.

People are always available for work in the past tense.

In any organization there is one person who knows what
is going on. That person must be fired.

"Reality continues to ruin my life." - Calvin and Hobbes

No matter how much I exercise my body, it refuses to go away and leave me
alone.

Paper clips are the larval stage of coat hangers.

Some days you're the bug, some days you're the
windshield.

If you can't beat your computer at chess, try
kick boxing.

Never put both feet in your mouth at the same
time, because then you don't have a leg to
stand on.

The early worm gets eaten by the bird, so
sleep late.

If at first you don't succeed...Blame someone else and seek counseling.

Experience is what you get when you were expecting something else.

The occurrence of air turbulence will always coincide
with the serving of the meal.

It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.

When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess?

In the land of the witless, the halfwit is king.

Nothing is ever so bad, that it can't get worse.

On the road of life, there are windshields and there are bugsplats.

The most beautiful sunsets are made by cloudy skies.

Never try to leap a chasm in two jumps.

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. Neither should they nail up pictures.

When you fall off a horse don't get back on because the horse probably doesn't like you.