Bumper Stickers 21

Law of the Perversity of Nature:
You cannot successfully determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter.

Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.

What makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there's nothing to compare it with.

Snowflakes are one of nature's most fragile things, but look what they can do if they stick together.

Remember, if it is worth doing at all, then it was probably your boss's idea. If it wasn't, it will be.

The world may be a stage, but most of us have forgotten our lines.

Money can't buy love, but it can put a nice downpayment on a Ferrari.

Time is spent but never wasted.

Hanlon's Razor:
Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

The one who says it cannot be done should never interrupt the one who is doing it.

When I am right nobody remembers... When I am wrong nobody forgets!

If you can't tie good knots... tie many.

A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

Your not knowing a mans purpose does not mean he is confused.

When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut.

Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?

...Every morning is the dawn of a new error...

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

Don't be so open-minded your brains fall out.

Close only counts with horseshoes and hand grenades.

All good things come to those who wait... and wait... and wait...

If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck... you must be nuts, 'cause ducks don't talk!

If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much room.

Confusion not only reigns, it pours

There has been an alarming increase in the number of things you know nothing about.

Afternoon: That part of the day we spend worrying about how we wasted the morning.

One difference between a man and a machine is that a machine is quiet when well oiled.

Malek's Law:
Any simple idea will be worded in the most complicated way.

History repeats itself. That's one thing wrong with history.