Bumper Stickers 16

Weather forecast for tonight: Dark.

Never doubt what no one is sure about.

Life is lived forward; learned backward.

Experience is the sinking feeling you have made this mistake before.

Oh, no! Not ANOTHER learning experience!

The best part about procrastination is that you are never bored,
because you have all kinds of things that you should be doing.

At one time everybody thought the world was flat. Then they decided it was round. Today we all suspect that it's crooked.

The ability to speak distinguishes us from the other animals. What we say frequently doesn't.

Monarchs are acceptable, but we draw the line at Rulers.

Sometimes I think I keep getting up everyday
Because there's nothing else to do.

Some people... You give them an inch and they think they're a ruler.

Hit any key to continue life when ready...

I'm sorry, I can only please one person a day...And this ain't your damn day.

The average amount of sleep a person requires is about five minutes more.

The severity of an itch is inversely proportional to your ability to
reach it.

Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.

Realize that no matter what you do, the grocery store check-out line you're in will always take the longest.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

Some people find fault like there was a reward for it!

I Don't Suffer from Insanity.... I'm a Carrier.

Take my advice, I'm not using it.

Spring is here and so am I, but at my age I wonder why. If nature can be born anew, why can't I be recycled, too?

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you were?

I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.

I'm lost. I've gone to look for myself, so if I get back before I
return, please ask me to wait.

According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist.

Procrastination: The art of keeping up with yesterday.

If vegetarians love animals, why do they eat all their food?

Never buy a car you can't push.

Simon says: don't be so suggestible.

Welcome to Earth, a subsidiary of Microsoft.

Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.